Birthday Wishes Funny

Birthday Wishes Funny ones are just the job to bring a smile to the birthday boy/girl, mom/dads face. Your search is over and we hope your celebration is a hoot! These are for your free use for non commercial purpose.










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God is not dead, but alive and well and working on
a much less ambitious project.
Nevertheless you are wished a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Today is definitely a pigeon day
Happy Birthday

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You're now old enough to know better... but
young enough not to give a shit!!

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Sugar in the gourd and honey in the horn,
Its over (1 billion) seconds since the moment you was born

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been..
Mark Twain
So what's your excuse

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If you want to look young and thin,
hang around old fat people.
Jim Eason

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Like a fine wine, you improve each year.

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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you
a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
Not sure how far you'll get on a couple of dollars though!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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The secret of staying young is good health, and
lying about your age.
Lucille Ball

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Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind
And count each birthday with a grateful mind
Alexander Pope

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Birthday Wishes Funny